Tiger Woods Watches Bones (and Cheats on his Wife)

What I love about the Tiger Woods scandal:

1. The voicemail, namely these parts:

• "Hey, it's uhh---- Tiger."
  
• "Please take your name off that, and um-- just have it as a number. The voicemail. Just have it as your telephone number."
  

2. I love that when you enter "voicemail" into google's search engine, "tiger woods" pops up immediately thereafter.

3. If you were the wealthiest person on the planet, why would you own just one phone, particularly if you were frequently exchanging phone calls with quasi-hookers and "sex-ting" like so:

    Tiger: “I want to go to bed with you every night and wake up to you every morning.”

    Other Woman: “You can’t - you have a wife and two kids." 
    Tiger: “I’ll fix that!"

4. His e-mail to alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel:  While so many parts of this e-mail range anywhere from awesome to unbelievable, the best part by far is that Tiger Woods watches Bones.

5. Lastly, this Accenture advertisement that ran in the Wall Street Journal Monday morning:

It sure isn't....